[ The den den mushi makes it through the tube alive, but has suffered some irreversible trauma during the trip — it is no longer capable of making or receiving calls, and will only utter this mysterious phrase over and over (and over and over and over and over): omelette du fromage. (Good thing you have an iPhone for communication.) It does, however, have a healthy appetite for lettuce, so have fun with your mostly sweet new pet. A word of warning: if you feed it after midnight, it will attack you in your sleep. ]
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[ The den den mushi makes it through the tube alive, but has suffered some irreversible trauma during the trip — it is no longer capable of making or receiving calls, and will only utter this mysterious phrase over and over (and over and over and over and over): omelette du fromage. (Good thing you have an iPhone for communication.) It does, however, have a healthy appetite for lettuce, so have fun with your mostly sweet new pet. A word of warning: if you feed it after midnight, it will attack you in your sleep. ]