kobes: ([:|] i believe you)
Koby ([personal profile] kobes) wrote in [personal profile] saltburnmods 2024-10-25 02:20 am (UTC)

[Had the library known? What was coming? How Portia's masquerade game would spiral, would wrench apart Saltburnt's helpless guests and turn them against each other over and over and over? How much more weary and heartsick and hollow Koby would be when he returned the strange answers to the strange entity that is (almost definitely) toying with him?

He doesn't have those answers. Just these ones:
]

YOUR NAME: Koby
YOUR REQUEST: 1. would QUEEN MAEVE rather have the ability talk to animals or fly?: She’d rather put her head through a window, but if she had to choose: fly, on account of Sea World and the Deep.
2. who is SANSA STARK's current manor crush?: I don't believe she was here alive long enough to get one, unfortunately. Hopefully not a member of her family?
3. who is GREGORY HOUSE's least favorite child: Danny or Jem?: He voted for Danny, which I think makes him the favorite? I’m still trying to figure that whole…thing out.
4. how big are LESTAT DE LIONCOURT's fangs?: Slightly larger and sharper than human canines.
5. what is SET's favorite kind of natural disaster?: Himself.
6. if CHA HYUNSU could bring anyone from home here, who would it be?: Eunhyuk Lee’s sister, apparently.
7. what kind of movie would MAXINE MINX make on her directorial debut?: A drama with emotional appeal that will earn her Oscars. I’m not sure who Oscar is, I’m sorry.
8. if they were dangling off a ledge and he could only save one, would RORONOA ZORO save Nami, Sanji, or Wado?: He has two hands and a mouth. Don’t be disrespectful, please.
9. would ALINA STARKOV rather be kind or powerful?: She’s both, already. And I'm not going to bother her with any more questions after what this month's done to her.
10. does DAENERYS TARGARYEN believe that blonds have more fun?: She’s met who she’s related to, here – absolutely not.

I'm very sorry for the delay, and I hope it won't affect my overall score. Thank you very much for your patience.

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