YOUR NAME: Homelander YOUR REQUEST:Birthday present
What does a teenage boy want for his birthday, anyway?
He's into dragon stuff. (I know the library is not a personal shopper)
Maybe a baseball set or maybe that's too American?
I'd ask for a sword if you were still giving weapons out. Even just one of those ceremonially mounted ones you can't get off of the wall mount, you know what I mean, so it's not actually usable so maybe that's a loophole?
Or a new eyepatch, I actually haven't noticed if he has more than one.
Actually, yeah, a new eyepatch. But not some Victoria's Secret bullshit, something actually, you know, nice. Something he'd actually wear.
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YOUR REQUEST: Birthday present
What does a teenage boy want for his birthday, anyway?
He's into dragon stuff.
(I know the library is not a personal shopper)
Maybe a baseball set
or maybe that's too American?
I'd ask for a sword if you were still giving weapons out.
Even just one of those ceremonially mounted ones you can't get off of the wall mount, you know what I mean, so it's not actually usable so maybe that's a loophole?
Or a new eyepatch, I actually haven't noticed if he has more than one.
Actually, yeah, a new eyepatch.
But not some Victoria's Secret bullshit, something actually, you know, nice.
Something he'd actually wear.
Thanks.