YOUR NAME: NANDOR THE RELENTLESS YOUR REQUEST: Dear exalted and extremely powerful library demon, I approach you with humble mind and heart and also because I require the dirt from my homeland for a very good reason which I cannot go into here for secrecy. But I can reassure you that it is an extremely important thing that I need this dirt. It should be from my country of Al Qolnidar which is now known as Iran. Any dirt will do but please nothing with cat shit in it, or horse shit, or any other kind of shit. Just dirt is fine.
To summarise: I would like some of my homeland dirt please. In return I will become your eternal servant and I will sing your name as I decapitate my enemies.
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YOUR REQUEST: Dear exalted and extremely powerful library demon, I approach you with humble mind and heart and also because I require the dirt from my homeland for a very good reason which I cannot go into here for secrecy. But I can reassure you that it is an extremely important thing that I need this dirt. It should be from my country of Al Qolnidar which is now known as Iran. Any dirt will do but please nothing with cat shit in it, or horse shit, or any other kind of shit. Just dirt is fine.
To summarise: I would like some of my homeland dirt please. In return I will become your eternal servant and I will sing your name as I decapitate my enemies.
PS. I may also require some dildos.