[ With a soft thunk, the pneumatic tube delivers a perfectly plush Mister Gordo into Buffy's hands. Soft, pink, and impossibly cute. But heads up: at exactly 3:17 AM every night, he lets out a loud, unexpected oink that could wake the dead. The Library assures you this is a feature, not a bug, designed to keep cranky Buffy far, far away. Sleep tight!
As for Buffy's offer: the Library would like one (1) limited edition Pumpkin Spice Lip Smackers, one (1) pack of Gushers, one (1) handwritten breakup letter (real or fake), and a signed headshot of Giles looking mildly disappointed. Thank you for your generosity. Payment due whenever. ]
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[ With a soft thunk, the pneumatic tube delivers a perfectly plush Mister Gordo into Buffy's hands. Soft, pink, and impossibly cute. But heads up: at exactly 3:17 AM every night, he lets out a loud, unexpected oink that could wake the dead. The Library assures you this is a feature, not a bug, designed to keep cranky Buffy far, far away. Sleep tight!
As for Buffy's offer: the Library would like one (1) limited edition Pumpkin Spice Lip Smackers, one (1) pack of Gushers, one (1) handwritten breakup letter (real or fake), and a signed headshot of Giles looking mildly disappointed. Thank you for your generosity. Payment due whenever. ]