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Koby ([personal profile] kobes) wrote in [personal profile] saltburnmods 2025-06-28 06:31 pm (UTC)

june 2025

CHARACTER NAME: koby jakob alvida
CHARACTER JOURNAL: [personal profile] kobes
SUMMARY: this month was not more chill actually :)
  • jakob came to saltburnt to gather investors and funding for his adoptive mother's business and failed at that because everyone knows alvida ain't shit
  • he DID get laid a lot and was a slutty menace to about 40 different people, both successfully (giles, embry, will, goodsir, ash, armand, alaric, danny, fp) and unsuccessfully (stefan, jake, silco, quentin after a period of successfulness because he's a fuckboy :()
  • and then timoteo and anora helped him plot a way out of alvida's clutches by first blowing up a hotel in bermuda and then hiding away in italy amidst anijake's domestic bliss, hooray
  • was it successful? did he escape? was there a happily-ever-after psl auverse that i'll be obsessed with forever? saltburnt!koby will never know, unfortunately :)
  • oh he also adopted a gosling named john wilkes goose which was adorable :3

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