ROOM DETAILS: From the outside, it's just a regular door in a corridor of regular doors. It looks like it could lead to any other bedroom. If you haven't marked your door, you might find you accidentally open this one.

Inside? Throbbing pink flesh, like you're Jonah walking into the whale. There's strips of unspecified meat hanging from hooks in the ceiling, most of it starting to rot, with all the unsavory sights and smells that implies. The floor tips inwards at a sharp angle, trying to funnel you into the hole at the center. Watch your step as you enter or you may find yourself slipping down the juice-slick, warm flesh floor and swallowed up into the orifice.

If nobody hears your cries as you slip into the throat of the room, it will quickly suffocate you and add your meat to its pulsating body. Or maybe you get lucky, slip all the way through and fall out a vent in the kitchen.

ROOM LOCATION: In the corridor where your bedroom usually is.

ANY NOTES: The meat is many different animals, so investigators or particularly adventurous gourmets will get different results each time they sample.