ROOM DETAILS: By all appearances, it's the main bar of a traditional British country pub, complete with log fire, real ale in the casks, guns mounted on the walls and the smell of wet dog. Serves more or less anything as long as it's not a poncy IPA or a cocktail. Bar snacks include pork scratchings, roasted peanuts and scampi flavoured crisps. On Sundays there is a surprisingly good roast lunch menu. The tables are often wet and/or sticky and all come with ashtrays (smoking is permitted inside the pub). The landlady is a small woman with a strong Glaswegian accent who never appears outside the pub.
ROOM LOCATION: Second floor, east wing. Only appears on Fridays (5pm - midnight), Saturdays (5pm - 2am) and Sundays (9am - 9pm).
ANY NOTES: Lucky visitors might witness the appearance of the pub dog, an ancient looking wolfhound named Harry, who spends his time sleeping by the fire (customers are asked not to feed Harry pork scratchings as they give him gas). Saltburnt staff can also be occasionally seen drinking here.