ROOM DETAILS: a tattoo & piercing parlor. enjoy the traditional flash drawings covering the walls from floor to ceiling on mounted frames, none of them matching but still oddly cohesive in their maximalist style, alongside the expected random decor of a vaguely disney-inspired tattoo shop. come get tattooed by the resident artist "goat." he's a very nice guy, except any consultation with him will involve him trying to convince you to get a bigger tattoo, on a sexier part of your body. "yes, i know you want a flower on your pinkie, but what about a donald duck tramp stamp? i can put a flower on him!"

alternatively, come get pierced by "sheep." similarly, sheep is happy to pierce whatever you want pierced, but wouldn't you much rather have a genital piercing? nips? everybody loves those! essentially — a tattoo or piercing require at least a half an hour debate before settling on a final design.

ROOM LOCATION: the shop Only shows up at extremely weird, late hours of the night, or when you are near to blackout drunk. a glowing neon sign illuminates the doorway like a guiding beacon to salvation.

ANY NOTES: miraculously (magically?) all tattoos and piercings heal completely up upon exiting the shop, although the afflicted body part might feel extremely sensitive still for the next few days/weeks. wow!