ROOM DETAILS: A full service strip club that swings both ways. It's got luxury gentleman's club vibes, but dialled back a little to keep things comfortable. There's a stage for floor shows, VIP booths for table dances, and plenty of private rooms. The bar is affectionately known as The Pit; drinks can be bought with kisses or items of clothing. The house dancers wear animal masks at all times and will get upset or agitated if asked to remove them. If you're looking for a something specific, you can order a dance from a menu provided by the stag-masked hostess (she'll recommend you try Pomegranate, "red hair, red lips, pairs well with rich clients and loves a spicy finish"). ROOM LOCATION: Always in the same place on the second floor, between 9pm - 9am on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights. Can also be summoned by whispering "I just want to see some tits" into the ear of the bust of Pan outside the library. ANY NOTES: Dress code is smart and clean. If you try to get in wearing sweatpants, you'll find yourself in a janitor's closet. Breaking the rules of the club or interfering with the dancers will earn a fine (to be paid in blood or enforced servitude within the club).
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