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π–˜π–†π–‘π–™π–‡π–šπ–—π–“π–™ π–’π–”π–‰π–˜. ([personal profile] saltburnmods) wrote2024-04-07 12:19 pm

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SETTING


IN SUMMARY: welcome to the aughts. the playlist on every iPod shuffle has such new songs as Umbrella by Rihanna and Jay-Z and Thnks Fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy. the original Spider-Man trilogy just wrapped up. all anyone can talk about is how Britney Spears shaved her head. i <3 boobies bracelets are making the wrists of teenagers sweat worldwide. it’s all just a little much, isn’t it? the zebra print, the autotune, the black eyeliner. let Saltburnt be your oasis β€” it’s not like you can leave, anyway. might as well enjoy it!





THE HOUSE


On the outside, a huge English country house from the 1300s, refurbished in the Baroque style around the 1700s. Inside, it is unknowably huge, featuring a seemingly limitless number of rooms, hallways, and staircases. The decor is a clash of English aristocratic history and early aughts trashy aesthetic β€” ashtrays full of old, stale cigarettes alongside relics of Henry the 8th, a stack of red solo cups in the cupboard right next to the Napoleonic era tea set. Duality is the name of the game β€” only the rich can afford to be so filthy, but don’t worry about the mess too much. Any sort of impact you make on the house is likely to be cleared up by the next day but unseen forces who are, almost magically, always watching.

As far as specific rooms go, the house has everything you can imagine: kitchens, ballrooms, studies, observatories, greenhouses, even cafes and movie theaters. Essentially anything you could think of or want can be found on the inside. The look from the outside doesn't make much physical sense compared to the vast interior, and while it is easy to get lost indoors, it isn't impossible to know where you're going. If it looks like you might need help, a convenient maid will round the corner and set you back on the right path.





MAZE & GROUNDS

On the vast estate there are a few features, including a backyard lake, horse stables, a tennis court, and a well tended garden. There are acres and acres of land in an outlining forest with unkempt trees and dry grass, but the hosts will dissuade anyone from exploring any deeper into them than the skin deep tended parts β€” there's plenty to do on the estate anyway, so you won't struggle to be occupied. Enjoy cocktails outside on the patio furniture or sunbathing, should the weather permit, beside the lake.

Most notable is the expansive maze in the backyard, which has one very simple solution to the maze’s heart, and one extremely complex solution that will almost certainly get you lost. Along the grounds are many statues depicting various myths from Greek and Roman mythology, and strangely, it’s as if you never see the same one in the same spot twice. That is, except for the center of the maze, where a foreboding statue of the Minotaur lives, as if put there by Daedalus himself.






THE LIBRARY


The entire house has an energy about it, almost a personality, and nowhere is it more obvious than in the Library. Though there are many libraries throughout Saltburnt, the Library is a singular entity that exists in a large room, full of dark wood bookcases that are lined with expensive, gilt inlaid hardback books, and tomes in deep jeweled hues of red, green, and purple. In the far wall of the Library is a podium, connected to something like a pneumatic tube, where people can make requests for items they want to claim, find, or otherwise discover. Recently, there's also the addition of the Library's own jolly roger flag hanging above the podium. You might get what you’re looking for, but then again, maybe not. The Library has its own unique sense of humor, but you can't expect much else from an incorporeal being. More likely than not, you’ll receive nothing at all for your efforts. It’s a risk however you look at it β€” see the Library post HERE for more information.




BEDROOMS

As with the rest of the mansion, the bedrooms are a decadent exploration of frivolous wealth, from the furniture to the decor, though the specifics are open to your own preference, and can be styled to a character's personal tastes. Characters will naturally have a room to themselves, though they are joined by a shared bathroom with a neighboring bedroom. The bathroom is accessible from either bedroom, featuring two vanities for either person, and the focal point made in the almost voyeuristic bathtub that sits in the center of the room. Bathing in it does give the impression that you're on display for some invisible audience, but that's probably your mind playing tricks on you. Don't forget to lock your door, or risk someone walking in on you with your pants down.







THE OTHERWORLD


In the basement of the house, the guests discovered a permanent fixture β€” an entry upon password sex club by the name of The Otherworld, which features a retinue of carnal delights. The theme of the club is subject to change at times, but there's always a presence of escapism in its walls. Cocktails of the month are designed to lower your inhibitions and explore the darker sides of kink. There are frequently sex shows on display at various stages around the club, all of which get more and more debauched the further you wander in.

Of course, no one talks about the sex club under their feet. It wouldn't be polite. Anything you see or say or do there is completely free of judgement β€” probably. The cum stains and blood spills are still all cleaned up by house staff, so you can bet the Balfours are still getting reports on what exactly it is you're doing in the depths.


holyposition: (hear ye hear ye)

chapel pls

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-06-24 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
CHAPEL
ROOM DETAILS: a small chapel, vaguely Catholic but not strictly enough to discourage other denominations. altar, confessional box, rows of pews, jesus with strong thighs and a 6 pack, ect ect.
ROOM LOCATION: First floor on the east end, somewhere that gets good sun around midday.
ANY NOTES: please do not have sex in here Tim will cry
semicharmed: (bathtub)

spa

[personal profile] semicharmed 2024-06-28 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
spa
ROOM DETAILS: What, you don't have an in-home spa? It's so much more convenient than making a day trip of it. Vaguely inspired by Moroccan hammams, the spa has a central pool, curtained-off individual tubs, massage tables, and lots of soothing unguents. It's infrequently staffed, though.
ROOM LOCATION: On the same floor and in the same wing as a lot of the guest rooms.
ANY NOTES: Matt hasn't found this yet, I just think it would be neat and sexy to have a spa πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ
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cafe

[personal profile] break 2024-06-28 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
CAFE: DRIP
ROOM DETAILS: DRIP is a cafe with a kind of 90s on the East Coast vibe, like something sitcom characters might hang out in. Decor is brown brick with browns, forest greens, and oranges - it's not quite Starbucks, but it's in that vein. It has big squashy brown couches around low coffee tables, and a counter with stools and phone chargers, where you also give your order and pay. Music alternates between obscure jazz and soft indie like Stars and The Postal Service. There's always a Manic Pixie Dream Person working as a barista, and while there's no drinks menu they seem to be able to whip up any tea or coffee requested, from an Americano pourover to a tea cortado, and serve it in a big ceramic mug. Great place for writing poetry, reading a book, or just hanging out with your Friends.

ROOM LOCATION: Appears on the second floor pretty consistently, usually attached to a staircase down; makes a great landmark, just follow the smell of fresh coffee.

ANY NOTES: -
unorthodoc: (pic#16473980)

piano bar

[personal profile] unorthodoc 2024-07-04 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
BAR: KEYNOTE
ROOM DETAILS: Keynote is a boutique lounge and piano bar. There's lots of gold and red velvet, though the fittings are somewhat old-fashioned and dinged up if you look close enough, with patches on the seats of the chairs and cigarette burns on the carpet. The bar serves cocktails and champagne, accepting payments in cash or through barter (with acceptable exchanges including everything from personal items to promises and metaphysical concepts). Guests are welcome to take a seat at the baby grand or step onto the small stage to perform for tips.
ROOM LOCATION: Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays: second floor, east wing. Fridays, Sundays: third floor, west wing. Mondays, Wednesdays: unknown (do not attempt to find the bar).
ANY NOTES: The piano may be haunted.
nishtha: (pic#17235286)

pool

[personal profile] nishtha 2024-07-04 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
INDOOR POOL
ROOM DETAILS: A somewhat fancy indoor pool, plus hot tub. Lounge chairs are available for voyeurs.
ROOM LOCATION: Ground floor, west wing. The doors open out into the grounds.
ANY NOTES: No ducking, no diving, no bombing, no running, no peeing (without consent). Occupied by a vampire between 5am - 6am.
holyposition: (biiiiig dumb smile)

theater!

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-07-12 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
HOME THEATER
ROOM DETAILS: Mean Girls, Mamma Mia, Mulholland Drive, oh my! Grab a friend and some popcorn and cozy up for a bit of 00s nostalgia (or bizarre fever dream, depending on when you're coming from) with a big screen, cozy couches, and a collection of DVDs. Or fumble around in the dark and hope the floor isn't already sticky. Your call.
ROOM LOCATION: Third floor, west side.
ANY NOTES: first person to fuck to Saw gets a prize.
semicharmed: (bad idea)

[personal profile] semicharmed 2024-07-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
The Boudoir
ROOM DETAILS: It's a giant closet of lingerie, encompassing many styles, sizes, and historical eras. In design, it's somewhere between sarcastically opulent influencer closet and Saint Dita. Gilded mirrors, velvet benches, a chandelier for some reason. In addition to all the underwear you could dream of, you'll also find garter belts, feather boas, impractical shoes, and other similarly burlesque accouterments.
ROOM LOCATION: Third floor, east wing.
ANY NOTES: You can borrow any single set of lingerie including accessories, but if you attempt to take more than one at a time, the older underwear will vanish and reappear back in the boudoir.
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[personal profile] dictator 2024-07-21 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ouroboros GYM
ROOM DETAILS: A giant, all inclusive workout room with enough variety in equipment to appeal to a wide range of people from a wide range of locations. Fully automated dummies are available for sparring training, as well as rubber knives and wooden swords for hand to hand practice with other trainers. In addition, there's a juice bar connected with a rotating menu of nasty drinks, and a shop with heavily branded athleisure clothes.
ROOM LOCATION: It seemingly takes up an entire floor, generally moving between the fourth and the fifth.
ANY NOTES: The aesthetics are vaguely futuristic looking/kind of Dune inspired but more so in the early aughts idea of futuristic (i.e. extremely metallic and sterile).
semicharmed: (over my shoulder)

clinic bc it gets a lot of use apparently

[personal profile] semicharmed 2024-08-11 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
clinic
ROOM DETAILS: A very nicely appointed urgent care clinic. Think Grey's Anatomy--the TV version of medical care. The waiting area is closer to what you'd find at a spa than a clinic, but still has your classic uncomfortable chairs and spartan decor. There are a few rooms for examining patients, running tests, and (if necessary) keeping patients overnight.
ROOM LOCATION: Tends to move around based on need.
ANY NOTES: They may have an O.R. for surgeries, but you probably don't want to see it.
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zoo

[personal profile] multiverse 2024-08-30 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
The Donated Hughes and Lewis Zoological Garden and Menagerie
ROOM DETAILS: An extremely fancy zoo with a focus on the most aesthetically pleasing and difficult to obtain animals. It features an ocelot sanctuary, a peacock breeding ground, and a butterfly garden among various other wildlife in likely questionable conditions, and underneath the whole structure is an aquatic exhibit featuring strange oceanic creatures in flooring that is essentially a big glass cage. Sometimes you might catch sight of something a little ... weird, in the water. Aren't megalodons supposed to be extinct?
ROOM LOCATION: Appears twice a week on an upper level floor β€” sometime during the week, and always on Saturday.
ANY NOTES: There is maybe an experimental wing of the zoo dedicated just to botany and plant life. Weird stuff goes on there. Probably best to avoid.
unconscionable: (Default)

meat room. (cw: meat room.)

[personal profile] unconscionable 2024-09-11 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
MEAT?
ROOM DETAILS: From the outside, it's just a regular door in a corridor of regular doors. It looks like it could lead to any other bedroom. If you haven't marked your door, you might find you accidentally open this one.

Inside? Throbbing pink flesh, like you're Jonah walking into the whale. There's strips of unspecified meat hanging from hooks in the ceiling, most of it starting to rot, with all the unsavory sights and smells that implies. The floor tips inwards at a sharp angle, trying to funnel you into the hole at the center. Watch your step as you enter or you may find yourself slipping down the juice-slick, warm flesh floor and swallowed up into the orifice.

If nobody hears your cries as you slip into the throat of the room, it will quickly suffocate you and add your meat to its pulsating body. Or maybe you get lucky, slip all the way through and fall out a vent in the kitchen.

ROOM LOCATION: In the corridor where your bedroom usually is.

ANY NOTES: The meat is many different animals, so investigators or particularly adventurous gourmets will get different results each time they sample.
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drug den

[personal profile] hymen 2024-09-11 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
CORONAL OF SUGAR ROSES
ROOM DETAILS: This is a drug den where any and all drugs become available on varying days (there is no schedule, addicts gnash your teeth). Cocaine, meth, heroin, ecstasy, hookah, bath salts, shrooms, Xanax, plain old weed β€” you name it, the Coronal’s got it. Enjoy a little downtime in the grungy lounge because if you're here, you already have problems and everyone's judging you.
ROOM LOCATION: Topmost floor, with curtained windows that are often drawn for the benefit of the terrific view of the grounds. Should anyone decide to jump while on a bad trip, it’s a long fall (and you’ll land conveniently on the grounds leading to the indoor pool).
ANY NOTES: This is not a takeaway restaurant. No drugs can be stashed and taken from the Coronal. If anyone is found attempting to smuggle drugs, entry to the Coronal will be revoked indefinitely (i.e. whenever the Balfours decide to let you back in).
microbasil: (pic#17353554)

yoga studio

[personal profile] microbasil 2024-09-15 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
YOGA STUDIO
ROOM DETAILS: A decent sized studio. Open plan, warm polished wood floors, giant windows looking out over the gardens, smells like bare feet and sandalwood. Set up for classes from 6am - 9am every weekday morning, and from 8am - 11am on weekends. Mats, blocks, towels and other supplies are kept neatly under wooden benches along the walls. Please wipe down your mat after use!
ROOM LOCATION: Fourth floor, directly across from the main staircase.
ANY NOTES: Classes are run by a young white woman named Clare who went to India on her gap year, "totally fell in love with the culture" and decided to become a yoga instructor. She teaches ashtanga vinyasa yoga. For those interested in such things, she also offers private tantric instruction and "yoni workshops" designed to "unleash your inner sexual spirit". She's also a level 2 reiki healer. Do: request some "healing energy". Don't: ask her where her daddy made his money.
Edited 2024-09-15 13:40 (UTC)
rationalism: (69)

bowling alley

[personal profile] rationalism 2024-09-17 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
LUCKY STRIKE LANES
ROOM DETAILS: a four lane american bowling alley complete with chairs to lounge in, a screen for silly score animations, and a bar for pitchers of beer. you must wear bowling shoes or the pimply bar attendant will have to nervously ask you to leave.
ROOM LOCATION: third floor in the east wing except on wednesdays where it's on the ground floor and access is only granted if you're wearing pink
ANY NOTES: the bar also provides burgers and curly and/or cheese fries but the pimply attendant (another one) does not make them
nishtha: (pic#17340545)

the pub

[personal profile] nishtha 2024-09-20 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
Bar: The Fox and Hounds
ROOM DETAILS: By all appearances, it's the main bar of a traditional British country pub, complete with log fire, real ale in the casks, guns mounted on the walls and the smell of wet dog. Serves more or less anything as long as it's not a poncy IPA or a cocktail. Bar snacks include pork scratchings, roasted peanuts and scampi flavoured crisps. On Sundays there is a surprisingly good roast lunch menu. The tables are often wet and/or sticky and all come with ashtrays (smoking is permitted inside the pub). The landlady is a small woman with a strong Glaswegian accent who never appears outside the pub.
ROOM LOCATION: Second floor, east wing. Only appears on Fridays (5pm - midnight), Saturdays (5pm - 2am) and Sundays (9am - 9pm).
ANY NOTES: Lucky visitors might witness the appearance of the pub dog, an ancient looking wolfhound named Harry, who spends his time sleeping by the fire (customers are asked not to feed Harry pork scratchings as they give him gas). Saltburnt staff can also be occasionally seen drinking here.
Edited 2024-09-20 11:06 (UTC)
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izakaya bar

[personal profile] break 2024-09-20 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
BAR: EBISU
ROOM DETAILS: Outside the sliding door, a red paper lantern marks this tiny akachōchin. A cramped, long-but-narrow wooden room with a low beam ceiling, square bamboo barstools neat along the stainless steel counter, and tatami mats with low tables along the floor behind them.

The wall behind the bar is floor to ceiling with liquor from East Asia, primarily South Korea and Japan, and there's plenty of interesting beer on tap. The bar snacks are salted edamame, pickles, wasabi peas, and crispy chicken wings, and there is unlimited raisin tea.

The bartender is a small Japanese-Korean woman who looks about 80, with a perfect RP accent. She is an experienced mixologist and often does not take drink orders, simply prepares and presents your character's ideal cocktail.

ROOM LOCATION: Rare find, varies immensely.
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dojo

[personal profile] redforce 2024-09-21 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
DOJO
ROOM DETAILS: An expansive room resembling a Japanese dojo, featuring traditional Japanese artwork, tatami flooring, and sliding rice paper doors that open out onto a large Japanese-style garden for meditation. Inexplicably, the dojo is always perfectly heated to 105 Β°F (41 Β°C) with a humidity of 40%, regardless of the weather outside. A variety of practice weapons line the south wall β€” from sai to katana, bo staffs, nunchucks, and everything in between. Several wooden practice dummies are available for training as well.

Displayed behind reinforced glass cases are a collection of Edo-period samurai armor and various weapons dating as far back as the Kamakura period. A massive, dubiously culturally appropriating portrait of Jonty dressed as a samurai in full armor adorns the center of the north wall; unsettlingly, his eyes seem to follow you throughout the room, but that's probably nothing.

ROOM LOCATION: Ground floor, east wing. The garden leads to the east entrance of the dojo, with the west leading back into the manor itself.

ANY NOTES: Shanks uses the dojo to teach haki to anyone interested in manifesting or harnessing their spiritual energy. He doesn't keep regular hours or hold regular classes. Lessons are generally one-on-one, but occasionally he'll hold group lessons which the Balfours have started to affectionately call Hot Haki.
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[personal profile] rationalism 2024-09-22 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
PAINTING SCHMAINTING
ROOM DETAILS: Follow along with artist instructors during your paint and sip class to turn your blank canvas into a work of art. When you’re done, your masterpiece is yours to keep! Long tables stained with paint with low stools like a classroom. All supplies are supplied, paint, brushes, canvases, aprons, and alcohol.
ROOM LOCATION: First floor with north facing windows for the best light, around mid-afternoon to 8pm Monday to Thursday.
ANY NOTES: The instructors Tristan and Jesska have some weird divorced energy going on while they walk you through painting a work of art under the influence and tell you about that time they did ayahuasca in Peru and painted themselves the colors of the rainbow mountains.
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hunting lodge/grounds

[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-10-06 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
THE LODGE
ROOM DETAILS: For anyone looking to indulge in a little bit of sporting fun, near the outskirts they will find a seemingly limitless forest filled with plenty of wild game: quail, deer, turkey, wild boars - maybe even a bear or...what is that, actually?? Regardless, there is a "cozy" little lodge complete with rustic vibes and plenty of antlers and stuffed game to set the mood, also including a well-stocked bar for pre-and post-hunt drinks to celebrate.
ROOM LOCATION: On the outskirts of the grounds, there's a forest that seems to lead in a continuous loop depending on one's intent. Look to flee, and you'll just wind up circling back to the manor. The more focused you are on your hunt - the deeper you'll be drawn in with plenty of game to hunt. But careful: you might get more than you bargained for! The lodge itself is on the immediate outskirts of the main grounds prior to the forest, a large wooden cabin with a fully stocked bar.
ANY NOTES: Whatever gear you'll require for your adventures - guns, boots, compasses, knives, etc. - even hunting dogs! - will be ready and waiting upon entry. Try and take any of it back to the manor, and it'll be confiscated by Giles or staff at the door. Sneak in anything small, and you'll find your pockets mysteriously empty by the time you cross the threshold. Any typical game you've collected is all yours (deer, quail, turkey, etc.): for consumption, taxidermy, or whatever your heart desires. Anything not immediately recognizable? You'll never see it again, and it was probably just a bear. Whatever helps you sleep at night!
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[personal profile] forzare 2024-10-10 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
THE (W)REC(K) ROOM
ROOM DETAILS: it's a rage room :)

Moreso, it's a room for rage. Taking the form of your most hated location, the room exists to be decimated, destroyed, defiled and demolished beyond measure. No matter how much ruination is done during your given time, the next time anyone enters, the room has "reset" and taken new form. It's the room where your greatest betrayal occurred, the site of a haunting revelation, the prison cell or medical wing where you were kept for so long, lonely and lost.

ROOM LOCATION: Moves around based on need. Usually finds people with intense anger and/or strength before they mutilate OTHER parts of the manor.

ANY NOTES: The Rec Room was originally called the Wreck Room; evidence of the old W and K still remain in the form of bleached out shadows on the wall, but some doofus has long since knocked them off. Leaving it like that is part of the vibe, now. Less muss, less fuss for the staff to formalize a zone for permissible carnage. Not to be confused with a Rec Room, but just as relaxing by the end. ( AESTHETICS )
Edited 2024-11-19 15:47 (UTC)
venatoris: nidavellir @ ij (pic#15102988)

escape room

[personal profile] venatoris 2024-10-11 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Conundrum
ROOM DETAILS: A large room in which residents of this happy abode can find themselves (purposefully or not) locked in order to play a game requiring them to solve a series of puzzles within a certain amount of time to accomplish a goal. Don't find the key in the allotted timeframe? Time to start over.

Themes include:
* Prison Break
* Jewelry Heist
* Saw themes
* Alice in Wonderland

Feel free to imagine your own.

ROOM LOCATION: Appears at random
ANY NOTES: time is probably wonky in here
nishtha: (pic#17423041)

tent

[personal profile] nishtha 2024-10-13 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
THE TENT
ROOM DETAILS: This room takes guests from the hallways to the inside of a tent. What kind of tent it is changes due to unknown factors -- it could be the mood of the house, the phases of the moon, or simply a random chance. Some options include: wind-rattled two-man tent planted in the middle of a field with a strong smell of wet dog and baked beans; an old-fashioned canvas and oilskin tent with a snowstorm thumping against the sides; a cozy yurt, complete with a wood-burning stove, a wide bed, and plenty of salty yak butter tea; a large bedouin tent full of pillows and a warm desert breeze, with the suggestion of an oasis somewhere beyond the gauzy panels. Wherever you end up, it's guaranteed to be an in-tents experience.
ROOM LOCATION: Randomly occurring on the second and third floors.
ANY NOTES: Attempting to leave the tent will result in actually stepping out of the door back into the manor. If you turn around and try to re-enter, you may end up in a different tent. Doing this repeatedly is not recommended and may end up breaking reality.
money: (pic#17338919)

[personal profile] money 2024-10-17 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES
OWNER: nami. zoro, sanji, koby, and shanks are her free labor beloved workers!
ROOM DETAILS: a recently renovated, pirate theme restaurant. it's the height of luxury, despite that the staff leave something to be desired ... for those interested in a high seas experience, look no further than dead men tell no tales.
ROOM LOCATION: second floor, with a cheesily decorated outer door that looks like a snail shell.
ANY NOTES: more thorough post for aesthetics
Edited 2025-01-19 14:18 (UTC)

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