saltburnmods | 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 ▣ npcs

THE BALFOURS

A simple family: mother, father, two children, and the keeper of their 13th century castle. Meet the people who have so graciously have given you the run of their house. Careful how you go — you wouldn't want to make an enemy of your hosts, would you? Take advantage of this cheat sheet on how to get on each of their good sides, and feel free to use the comments below as an NPC voicemail system.

PORTIA BALFOUR

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ beautiful things ✓ interesting people ✓ cold chardonnay ✓ birkin bags ✓ gossip ✓ lounging in the sun		✗ being bored ✗ buying off the rack ✗ thanklessness ✗ juicy couture ✗ bragging ✗ americans

JONTY BALFOUR

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ small talk ✓ old civilizations ✓ balancing checkbooks ✓ cigars ✓ coin collections ✓ hunting		✗ desperation ✗ being told "no" ✗ tiny dogs ✗ brown suits ✗ messy foods ✗ vodka

BUNNY BALFOUR

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ guitars ✓ weed ✓ video games ✓ jägerbombs ✓ comfy shoes ✓ women, sometimes		✗ reminders of privilege ✗ suits ✗ haircuts ✗ cold weather ✗ condoms ✗ women, sometimes

ROSIE BALFOUR

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ nail polish ✓ short dresses ✓ horses ✓ eyeliner ✓ seduction ✓ piercings		✗ coffee ✗ bras ✗ chanel ✗ politics ✗ skincare ✗ rehab

GILES THE HOUSEKEEPR

LIKES		DISLIKES
✓ tidiness ✓ architectural history ✓ opening windows ✓ doing the laundry ✓ setting the table ✓ cleaning		✗ disorder ✗ loud noises ✗ misconduct ✗ shamelessness ✗ vulgarity ✗ pop music

CODING

𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 ▣ npcs