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SETTING


IN SUMMARY: welcome to the aughts. the playlist on every iPod shuffle has such new songs as Umbrella by Rihanna and Jay-Z and Thnks Fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy. the original Spider-Man trilogy just wrapped up. all anyone can talk about is how Britney Spears shaved her head. i <3 boobies bracelets are making the wrists of teenagers sweat worldwide. it’s all just a little much, isn’t it? the zebra print, the autotune, the black eyeliner. let Saltburnt be your oasis β€” it’s not like you can leave, anyway. might as well enjoy it!





THE HOUSE


On the outside, a huge English country house from the 1300s, refurbished in the Baroque style around the 1700s. Inside, it is unknowably huge, featuring a seemingly limitless number of rooms, hallways, and staircases. The decor is a clash of English aristocratic history and early aughts trashy aesthetic β€” ashtrays full of old, stale cigarettes alongside relics of Henry the 8th, a stack of red solo cups in the cupboard right next to the Napoleonic era tea set. Duality is the name of the game β€” only the rich can afford to be so filthy, but don’t worry about the mess too much. Any sort of impact you make on the house is likely to be cleared up by the next day but unseen forces who are, almost magically, always watching.

As far as specific rooms go, the house has everything you can imagine: kitchens, ballrooms, studies, observatories, greenhouses, even cafes and movie theaters. Essentially anything you could think of or want can be found on the inside. The look from the outside doesn't make much physical sense compared to the vast interior, and while it is easy to get lost indoors, it isn't impossible to know where you're going. If it looks like you might need help, a convenient maid will round the corner and set you back on the right path.





MAZE & GROUNDS

On the vast estate there are a few features, including a backyard lake, horse stables, a tennis court, and a well tended garden. There are acres and acres of land in an outlining forest with unkempt trees and dry grass, but the hosts will dissuade anyone from exploring any deeper into them than the skin deep tended parts β€” there's plenty to do on the estate anyway, so you won't struggle to be occupied. Enjoy cocktails outside on the patio furniture or sunbathing, should the weather permit, beside the lake.

Most notable is the expansive maze in the backyard, which has one very simple solution to the maze’s heart, and one extremely complex solution that will almost certainly get you lost. Along the grounds are many statues depicting various myths from Greek and Roman mythology, and strangely, it’s as if you never see the same one in the same spot twice. That is, except for the center of the maze, where a foreboding statue of the Minotaur lives, as if put there by Daedalus himself.






THE LIBRARY


The entire house has an energy about it, almost a personality, and nowhere is it more obvious than in the Library. Though there are many libraries throughout Saltburnt, the Library is a singular entity that exists in a large room, full of dark wood bookcases that are lined with expensive, gilt inlaid hardback books, and tomes in deep jeweled hues of red, green, and purple. In the far wall of the Library is a podium, connected to something like a pneumatic tube, where people can make requests for items they want to claim, find, or otherwise discover. Recently, there's also the addition of the Library's own jolly roger flag hanging above the podium. You might get what you’re looking for, but then again, maybe not. The Library has its own unique sense of humor, but you can't expect much else from an incorporeal being. More likely than not, you’ll receive nothing at all for your efforts. It’s a risk however you look at it β€” see the Library post HERE for more information.




BEDROOMS

As with the rest of the mansion, the bedrooms are a decadent exploration of frivolous wealth, from the furniture to the decor, though the specifics are open to your own preference, and can be styled to a character's personal tastes. Characters will naturally have a room to themselves, though they are joined by a shared bathroom with a neighboring bedroom. The bathroom is accessible from either bedroom, featuring two vanities for either person, and the focal point made in the almost voyeuristic bathtub that sits in the center of the room. Bathing in it does give the impression that you're on display for some invisible audience, but that's probably your mind playing tricks on you. Don't forget to lock your door, or risk someone walking in on you with your pants down.







THE OTHERWORLD


In the basement of the house, the guests discovered a permanent fixture β€” an entry upon password sex club by the name of The Otherworld, which features a retinue of carnal delights. The theme of the club is subject to change at times, but there's always a presence of escapism in its walls. Cocktails of the month are designed to lower your inhibitions and explore the darker sides of kink. There are frequently sex shows on display at various stages around the club, all of which get more and more debauched the further you wander in.

Of course, no one talks about the sex club under their feet. It wouldn't be polite. Anything you see or say or do there is completely free of judgement β€” probably. The cum stains and blood spills are still all cleaned up by house staff, so you can bet the Balfours are still getting reports on what exactly it is you're doing in the depths.


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MEDICINAL HERB GARDEN

[personal profile] rakta 2024-10-26 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
(NON-RECREATIONAL) HERBS
ROOM DETAILS: In the midst of the wild and unforgiving forest, a garden with medicinal herbs of all kinds can be found. They seem to be growing quite well on their own, but a human touch probably wouldn't hurt.
ROOM LOCATION: Somewhere in the middle of the forest, in the grounds.
ANY NOTES: -
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bodega

[personal profile] chokedout 2024-11-11 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
BODEGA
ROOM DETAILS: A room very reminiscent of any NYC bodega you've seen before, with aisles that seem to shrink or expand and a layout ever so slightly different every time you visit. There are plenty of chips, chocolate and other cheap snacks as well as ice cold drinks (though sometimes the contents don't always match the label), hot coffee, prepackaged sandwiches and plenty of stale baked goods. Lottery tickets galore but good luck cashing in any winners.
ROOM LOCATION: The floors it appears on alternate, though you are most likely to find it when either a.) you are really craving a snack or b.) it's late, late, late at night
ANY NOTES: If you stay inside too long you start to feel Extremely Watched from the little corner mirrors or from the backs of the milk fridges. Also sometimes there is a bodega cat. (Trying to steal the bodega cat will be ineffective. It's a bodega cat.) What the cat looks like also changes day to day but it seems to recognize repeat customers.
Edited 2024-11-11 05:29 (UTC)
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ballet studio

[personal profile] sterilize 2024-11-16 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
BALLET STUDIO
ROOM DETAILS: an addition onto the gym β€” a smallish sized studio with mirrored walls and bars lining them, complete with the proper uniform for ballet. beginners can join barre method classes hosted by a very severe looking russian man, or show of their expertise in full ballet practice.
ROOM LOCATION: wherever the gym is, sometimes attached
ANY NOTES: everybody's invited!!!
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operating theatre.

[personal profile] volkarin 2024-11-16 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
THE J.S. STEINMAN OPERATING THEATRE
ROOM DETAILS: a classic old-fashioned operating theatre. there's a constant, faint antiseptic smell to the place, and sometimes you swear you could see a little wet glimmer of red in the grout of the white tiles ... though it's no longer there upon closer inspection. on the walls on the upper edges of the theatre, shelves display works of taxidermy and preserved specimens. if some of them look a little off, no they don't.
ROOM LOCATION: somehow always on the opposite side of the house as the clinic, like a mirror image.
ANY NOTES: the adjoining office contains a full-scale standing skeleton model. (it's made of plastic. sorry, no real bones here!)
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[personal profile] peasant 2024-11-17 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
SOL & SCROLL
OWNER: [dreamwidth.org profile] peasant, staff & business directory here. An IC appliaction can be found here for any characters interested in jumping onboard, or they can speak to Alina.

ROOM DETAILS: Witchy apothecary meets book cafe — Sol & Scroll is a safe haven for witches and readers alike, where the magic of the natural world meets the magic of the written word. Stepping inside, guests are greeted by the woodsy, earthy fragrances drawing them to a selection of dried flora, handpicked herbs, incense sticks, and a mixture of salves and tinctures to address their needs.

In a cozy nook, bookworms are invited to take a seat on colorful beanbags and pillows after they've browsed the curated shelves of books. While they relax and unwind away from the outside world, patrons can choose from a small menu of teas to sip on β€” some ordinary blends, while others appear to have small, varying magical effects depending on Kettlewing's cooperation that day β€” just don't ask where the tea came from. In the backroom is a floral nursery with access limited to Alina and trusted employees — though floral arrangements and bouquets are available.

Payment for goods & service is on a trade system β€” customers are asked to bring their own handmade goods or skills in exchange. These can be ordinary or magical in nature, tangible or intangible (like sharing a secret, helping tend to the garden, or reading Alina your favorite book, for example), so long as it's homegrown and from the heart.

Hours of operation are Monday through Thursday from 10:30 AM β€” 3:30 PM.

ROOM LOCATION: On the grounds, in a repurposed greenhouse.

ANY NOTES: some general aesthetic vibes: one / two / three / four / five
Edited 2025-01-21 23:01 (UTC)
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altar (cw: dead animals, gore, blood)

[personal profile] dwelt 2024-11-18 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
THE ALTAR
ROOM DETAILS: In the outskirts of the forest, an altar to an unknown entity has been built. A pentagram, crudely etched into the earth, is surrounded by a ring connecting its five points. Opposite the farthest tip of the pentagram, the altar sitsβ€”a jagged, dead tree stump draped with candles, shards of bone, and rotting (or fresh) scraps of unidentifiable flesh. At its center, an animal skull rests with foreign symbols carved into its bone.

The surrounding trees bear scars of ritual: runes and cryptic markings burned into their bark, reminiscent of both celestial and infernal tongues. Dangling from their branches are an assortment of eerie trinketsβ€”faded ribbons, charms, and, during certain months, the mutilated remains of disemboweled wildlife swaying gently in the breeze. The symbols on the trees at first appear randomly scattered, but when mapped, they form an even larger circle that encompasses the pentagram below. The site is never static. The area is frequently altered; adding, removing, or shifting elements in a ceaseless progression. On nights of an eclipse or full moon, the altar and its surroundings are drenched in splashes of fresh blood in violent devotion. On new moons, however, the space feels unnaturally clean, the altar almost reverent in its eerie symmetry.

The smell of sulfur clings to the clearing, and the oppressive air vibrates with faint whispers, unintelligible yet undeniably sentient. These voices seem to reach out, scratching at the minds of intrudersβ€”whether curious wanderers or seasoned travelersβ€”leaving them unsettled, their presence unwelcome.

ROOM LOCATION: A random door appears once a week in the lower levels and opens to this wretched place. Alternatively, anyone can walk out to the forest and find it on their own.
ANY NOTES: The vibes are INCREDIBLY off. Anyone’s instinct will be to turn around and run, and the closer they get to the altar the more they’ll feel like someone (or something) is right on their heels to snatch them up. The longer they stay, the more their fear will suffocate them. The compulsion to look over their shoulder will become unbearable. ( aesthetic. cw: nightmare fuel/creepy things/animal bones/a lil blood )
Edited 2025-05-17 00:20 (UTC)
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just a normal room

[personal profile] snikthatch 2024-11-19 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
A ROOM
ROOM DETAILS: It's just a normal room. Until it isn't.

This room appears to be a completely average drawing room. There are tall bookcases lining the walls, a desk, a couch and armchairs, a window that looks out over the grounds. A vase of flowers on a side table. A painting of a stern looking Balfour ancestor on the wall. Books and bits of random clutter scattered over the surfaces.

And above the door, easy to miss, there's a large red digital display showing 60:00.

As soon as there are two people or more in the room, the door swings shut and locks. The window is also locked, the glass somehow unbreakable. The numbers on the clock start counting down; it's marking minutes and seconds. You clearly have an hour to do.. something. It will become obvious that this is a test of endurance. Operating randomly, the room will gradually heat up or cool down, the radiators and pipes ticking and thumping somewhere in the walls. It will become very, very warm. Or very, very cold. Looks like you're going to have to take some clothes off, or snuggle together for warmth, oh no!

After an hour, the temperature returns to normal and the door unlocks. Hopefully you've survived with your dignity intact.
ROOM LOCATION: Anywhere and everywhere. The room appears all over, though rarely in the same place twice in a row. Trying to find the room on purpose will make it less likely you will run into it.
ANY NOTES: Trying to break or otherwise harm the room itself will result in a period of unconsciousness lasting as long as there are minutes and seconds left on the clock.
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sowwy shawwi

[personal profile] forzare 2024-11-19 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
ARCADIA
ROOM DETAILS: A slightly Escher-esque facsimile of an arcade from the 80s blended with the jam-packed claustrophobia of Kowloon Walled City and Bladerunner (1982), with neon bright lights and staircases leading up and down and sideways all over to a vast variety of off-brand arcade games. Hidden speakers pump out repetitive music, there are no clocks, and it's easy to be drawn into a hypnotic, competitive spirit that only relinquishes after days on end have passed. Don't try to cheat the system, you hacks.

ROOM LOCATION: It's co-dependent with Lucky Strike Lanes. Where the Lanes go, it goes. <3

ANY NOTES: Arcadia has its own ticket currency and prizes, which range from 1-ticket plastic rings, special stickers and fake coins, to the coveted and mysterious 100,000-ticket grand prize ( nobody knows what it is, to be sure! ). All high scores are currently attributed to BNNY. ( AESTHETICS )
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tattoo & piercing shop

[personal profile] multiverse 2024-11-27 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
GET PRICKED
ROOM DETAILS: a tattoo & piercing parlor. enjoy the traditional flash drawings covering the walls from floor to ceiling on mounted frames, none of them matching but still oddly cohesive in their maximalist style, alongside the expected random decor of a vaguely disney-inspired tattoo shop. come get tattooed by the resident artist "goat." he's a very nice guy, except any consultation with him will involve him trying to convince you to get a bigger tattoo, on a sexier part of your body. "yes, i know you want a flower on your pinkie, but what about a donald duck tramp stamp? i can put a flower on him!"

alternatively, come get pierced by "sheep." similarly, sheep is happy to pierce whatever you want pierced, but wouldn't you much rather have a genital piercing? nips? everybody loves those! essentially β€” a tattoo or piercing require at least a half an hour debate before settling on a final design.

ROOM LOCATION: the shop Only shows up at extremely weird, late hours of the night, or when you are near to blackout drunk. a glowing neon sign illuminates the doorway like a guiding beacon to salvation.

ANY NOTES: miraculously (magically?) all tattoos and piercings heal completely up upon exiting the shop, although the afflicted body part might feel extremely sensitive still for the next few days/weeks. wow!
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the playroom

[personal profile] provoke 2024-11-27 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
THE PLAYROOM
ROOM DETAILS: This room is straight out of a Tsarist Russia opulence, heavy hardwoods, rich red and green velvet upholstering, and inlaid marble and ivory everywhere you turn. It's on the rocking horses, the swinging day beds, the wooden toys β€” even the ceramic and wool dolls are not exempt. Why does this room exist? Who knows. It just does. And it always feels like someone's watching you when you're inside.
ROOM LOCATION: Topmost floor, always facing south, but never quite in the same hallway. Only appears when you have a yearning for simpler, more childlike times in your life, except for once a month where it shows up and the door just stays open.
ANY NOTES: Mysteriously expands to accommodate the number of visitors. You can't take any of the toys out of the room; if you try, your worst memories seem to suddenly rush back to you as if it's happening in the moment. (And there is something watching.)
Edited 2024-11-27 04:29 (UTC)
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karaoke.

[personal profile] thirsted 2024-12-03 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
BYUL (STAR) NORAEBANG
ROOM DETAILS: guests will first find themselves in a waiting room filled with lights, as well as filled with fridges containing drinks that any interested parties can take with them into one of the three available rooms. each room has two microphones and two tambourines, but the decor varies. one room, for up to ten people, has mirrored walls and a stripper pole in the middle. the second, designated for six people, is decorated a little more plushly, with album covers (that do rotate occasionally) on the walls. the third, for just two, is technically just a booth, but it works just the same.
ROOM LOCATION: only ever between the hours of 7pm β€” 6am, on the top floor of the mansion.
ANY NOTES: the machines have practically any song you can think of up to the year 2005 or so, regardless of country of origin or genre. in fact, if bards are more your speed, you may find some of their compositions β€” albeit in midi form β€” in the song catalog as well. that said, the machines also have a habit of choosing songs on their own every now and then. why are they always love songs, and specifically duets? your guess is as good as mine!
Edited 2024-12-03 21:38 (UTC)
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The Gachapon Room

[personal profile] chokedout 2024-12-09 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
GACHAPOCALYPSE
ROOM DETAILS:

The Gachapocalypse room is simply a bright-white room of varying size and shape, lined with aisles upon aisles of gachapon capsule machines, with varied prizes ranging from mystery figures, bottle cap figures and cute little key-chains or small prizes found in capsules of varying sizes. (The largest, rarest of dispensers spitting out prizes in a capsule the size of a cantaloupe melon.)

The only catch is these machines operate on special shiny coins! But fear not, there's always a coin dispenser machine in plain view. It has a clear door on the front, with a shelf inside - and to earn coins, you have to put an item inside the door, close it and hit the yellow button. The machine will dispense an amount of coins arbitrarily assigned per item (decreasing in value over repeated attempts at 'selling' the same thing) while also simultaneously dropping the item down a chute to who-knows-where, never to be seen again. (1% chance of these items potentially dispensing from a gachapon machine at a later date, so never say never!)

ROOM LOCATION: It alternates wings, showing up every other weekend between the hours of 3 p.m. to 3 a.m.
ANY NOTES: Please dispose of your capsules in the bins provided, littering not appreciated!
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dungeon

[personal profile] nishtha 2024-12-20 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
PANDORA'S BOX
ROOM DETAILS: Is your room a little too vanilla? Otherworld too noisy or too public? Pandora's Box is waiting for you. It's a fairly typical luxury BDSM dungeon; the floor and walls are black, the furnishings and accents are red with gold flourishes. There's soft lighting, low plush couches for voyeurs, and quite a few mirrors designed to make the space feel bigger and for occupants to watch all the nasty things they're doing to each other from different angles. The decor has themes of locks and keys and roses so dark and rich they might as well be dripping blood. There's a four-poster bed with leather sheets, stocks at one end, and tie points at all four corners as well as above the bed itself. Throughout the room there are spanking benches at various heights, a table covered in padded leather with a hole in one end, a cage, a St. Andrew's cross, a wheel strong enough to hold whoever ends up cuffed to it, a chair with no seat, and every kind of flogger, paddle, whip, tawse, rope and implement of pain and pleasure that an enterprising Dominant could want. Think of it, and it'll be there waiting for you. Clearly, the room wants to see what kind of sins you're prepared to unleash onto the world.
ROOM LOCATION: Above the chapel, next to a painting of a vase of roses and opposite a marble bust of Pandora.
ANY NOTES: The room is somehow always able to accommodate as many people as wants to use it at any one time. If it's currently being used, the door will be locked and the bust will appear to be weeping with terrible ecstasy. If it's free, the door will be open and the bust will be smiling.
Edited 2024-12-20 16:53 (UTC)
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salon

[personal profile] money 2025-01-15 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
HIGHLIGHTED
ROOM DETAILS: a salon for all your early aughts needs, though the appearance is very vintage in style β€” edgy haircuts, bright hair dyes, raccoon tails, extensions, and hair tinsel. it doesn't stop there β€”Β enjoy full manicures (duck nails, maybe?) and makeovers (bright blue eyeshadow, a classic), and full body waxes, anything to get you plucked, permed, and perfect for a night out on the town. well, manor.
ROOM LOCATION: first floor, west wing, tucked in a corner somewhere. appears once a week but is stationary throughout the day, easy to go and come back to.
ANY NOTES: the stylists Will ask you uncomfortable questions in order to milk gossip and drama out from you. please give it to them. no really, this is all they have.
Edited 2025-01-15 04:33 (UTC)
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strip club

[personal profile] nishtha 2025-01-15 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
CLUB: THE PENDULUM
ROOM DETAILS: A full service strip club that swings both ways. It's got luxury gentleman's club vibes, but dialled back a little to keep things comfortable. There's a stage for floor shows, VIP booths for table dances, and plenty of private rooms. The bar is affectionately known as The Pit; drinks can be bought with kisses or items of clothing. The house dancers wear animal masks at all times and will get upset or agitated if asked to remove them. If you're looking for a something specific, you can order a dance from a menu provided by the stag-masked hostess (she'll recommend you try Pomegranate, "red hair, red lips, pairs well with rich clients and loves a spicy finish").
ROOM LOCATION: Always in the same place on the second floor, between 9pm - 9am on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights. Can also be summoned by whispering "I just want to see some tits" into the ear of the bust of Pan outside the library.
ANY NOTES: Dress code is smart and clean. If you try to get in wearing sweatpants, you'll find yourself in a janitor's closet. Breaking the rules of the club or interfering with the dancers will earn a fine (to be paid in blood or enforced servitude within the club).
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sex shop

[personal profile] homosexuals 2025-01-18 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
THE TOY CHEST
ROOM DETAILS: Otherworld is where you go to play, but maybe public scenes and communal games aren't your bag. That's fine - everyone knows things can get just as dirty behind closed doors. If you're dying to scratch a specific, kinky itch in the privacy of your own quarters - look no further than the Toy Chest. Sinners welcome. Anything you can dream of - from whips and chains to dildos of all shapes, colors, sizes, and...species? But this isn't your average visit to Spencer's - everything here is laid out in high quality displays, elegant and tempting no matter how absurd the item itself might look at first glance. Plus, everything is high-end, the kind that would have price tags to make your head spin wherever you're originally from. Solid gold, diamond-encrusted, imported leathers - if you can dream it, it's on a shelf or in a case somewhere here!
ROOM LOCATION: Third floor, east wing - near the Boudoir
ANY NOTES:
No lingerie or attire located here. For any larger items like that St. Andrew's Cross you want to give a go, the manor staff will helpfully have it delivered before you return to your rooms. Strangely, there's no payment needed at the time of purchase considering the luxurious nature of the stock. At least, not on paper. But word to the wise: the longer you go without using your new purchase, the more you can't stop thinking about it. Eventually you might have to cave and give it a spin sooner than you thought.
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DID SOMEBODY SAY BLOCKBUSTER?

[personal profile] chokedout 2025-01-24 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Video Rental Shop
ROOM DETAILS: A video rental shop that seem stuck in the 90s, with gumball and sticker dispensers, a questionable carpet and rows upon rows of display cases featuring DVDs, HD DVDs, VHS tapes and the occasional stack of floppy discs that contain 8-bit versions of popular movies circa 2006 or earlier.

A large sign at the main desk (next to popcorn bowls, key chains and other slightly dated merch) says each guest may take up to 3 movies for a maximum period of 7 days. If you don't return the movies (by leaving them in the hallway outside your room or happening to find the room again and utilizing the return slot, and the 7Μ· ΜΈdΜΈaΜΈyΜ΅ Μ΄lΜ΄iΜ·mΜ·iΜΈtΜΆ elapses? Well, you'll find the tapes missing along with some wet footprints left around your room. Repeated offenses... are not recommended. And yes, your room will also smell like wet dog.

ROOM LOCATION: It appears only on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, through a too-narrow door that can appear anywhere in the manor, including inside hallway closets.

ANY NOTES: Payment not required but tips left on the check out desk do raise the odds of more popular movies appearing. Abusing the room's generosity will resort in all movies temporarily being replaced by Click (2006) and a life-size cut out of Adam Sandler.
Edited 2025-01-24 05:36 (UTC)
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planetarium

[personal profile] wines 2025-01-25 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
PLANETARIUM

ROOM DETAILS: A large dome-shaped theatre offering educational shows on astronomy, soothingly narrated by Carl Sagan. The seating, rather than rows of auditorium-style chairs, is just cushy cloud-like two-seaters and floor pillows, encouraging attendees to cozy up with a friend or stranger. The far side of the theatre opens to a wide balcony overlooking the grounds, with telescopes available for stargazing.
ROOM LOCATION: Top floor, across from a large oil painting of the Pleiades.
ANY NOTES: Stargazing parties are hosted on most new moons, to take advantage of optimal dark skies. Can be rented out for romantic dates or private gatherings. On random days, the projector might show a sky unfamiliar to Earth but well-known to manor guests from another universe.

The theatre relocates and the entrance is hidden on solar and lunar eclipses, but you can certainly go looking for it at your own risk.
Edited 2025-01-25 18:28 (UTC)
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flower shop

[personal profile] dictator 2025-01-31 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
BUDSNIK
ROOM DETAILS: a greatly overgrown flower shop for all your floral needs, in season and out, ranging in a whole selection of rainbow colors, possibly including some species never documented before. take advantage of the bouquet creations, featuring styles that range in meaning from "sorry i fucked your wife" to "can i snort coke off your dick again?" there's a bouquet for every celebration, apology, and person β€” come sample the goods to see what's what!
ROOM LOCATION: first floor, with a wide window and lots of eastern light.
ANY NOTES: there's a very unusual plant in the front display β€”Β after a total eclipse of the sun there was some kind of new plant, like something from another world ......... it's probably nothing
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pottery studio

[personal profile] lightandjoy 2025-02-07 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
GLAZED AND CONFUSED
ROOM DETAILS: A small but well stocked sun-drenched pottery studio for all of your pot related needs (no, not that kind). While the studio isn't manned, there's plenty of clay, glazes and tools for trial and error learning, as well as a drying room and kiln stocked and cleaned by unseen helpers. Leave your work on a shelf and it will be ready for you to collect the next time you visit. But who is this mysterious studio assistant? Nobody knows*, but there are a few clues -- if you happen to be alone in the studio and you sit down at a particular wheel, you'll feel strong arms encircling you, warm hands moving over your body, and as you lean into those touches you might hear a certain song playing in the distance..
ROOM LOCATION: On the ground floor, accessible from the herb gardens.
ANY NOTES: *Bunny claims that the ghost is a long dead and particularly randy Balfour ancestor, and will pay Β£20 for video evidence of anyone who actually gets off with it. If you ask Giles, he'll say it's a load of nonsense, and you're better off not taking Bunny's dirty cash anyway. Who knows where it came from.
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little white chapel

[personal profile] chipped 2025-03-13 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell’s Bells
ROOM DETAILS: Need to get hitched, pronto? When you and your boo are drunk enough to guarantee no one will remember a thing in the morning, Hell’s Bells covers all of your Vegas elopement needs. The officiant is usually dressed as the one and only Hellvis, but you might be able to bribe him to play the Classic King. Whether or not your marriage contract is actually legally binding is a question best left for your hungover morning after, and you may find that your new wedding bands are impossible to remove for a full 24 hours.

If your bride-to-be still needs some convincing, or you have grievances to air before the altar, you might have to journey through the Tunnel of Love before reaching the chapel itself. Enjoy a swan boat ride with bottomless margaritas and no exit until you’ve worked through your premarital issues!
ROOM LOCATION: Appears at random, when you and a companion are well and truly wasted, next to a tall white vase filled with pink ostrich feathers, with a slightly-askew stained glass Cupid on the door.
ANY NOTES: No dress? No problem! There’s a whole dressing room full of options for the bride, groom, and any bridesmaids, third wheels, or jilted exes you happen to strong-arm into accompanying you. Hell’s Bells specializes in showgirl, burlesque, and vintage Vegas flair, but you can find just about anything kitschy or costume-y your heart desires. You can wear your wedding fit back to your room if you like, but it dematerializes the minute you sober up.

There's also a photobooth on site so you can memorialize the event. Keep it classy, since the photos have a way of making it onto the Saltburnt network as part of the Hell's Bells wedding package.
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remembrance pool

[personal profile] preborns 2025-03-27 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Remembrance Pool
ROOM DETAILS: An indoor pool under a high vaulted glass ceiling, with a lush garden of vines hanging all around, and many places to sit and look at the water. There's a long table to one side covered with glass vials of water, each with a blank label, and a pen to write the name of a deceased or missing loved one. The idea is to write the name of the person you miss, return their water to the pool, then hang the vial from one of the vines, so it can stand as a memorial to them. A high Fremen-coded way to mourn for those who don't leave a body.
ROOM LOCATION: Ground floor, usually found when one's heart is heavy and their mind full of memories.
ANY NOTES: Swimming in the pool is strictly discouraged -- both by those in the house who revere the place as sacred, and because prolonged contact with the water will make the unfortunate swimmer break out in an unbearably itchy rash that bears a striking resemblance to herpes. Please be forewarned that Alia Atreides can and will stab anyone scratching their crotch on suspicion of befouling the sacred pool.
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hypnotherapy (cw: potential dubcon)

[personal profile] nightsung 2025-04-12 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
CLOUD 9
ROOM DETAILS: A softly-lit, comfortably-appointed multi-room lounge with decor that mirrors dreamy skies: pale blue sofas with white faux fur rugs in one room, purples and bubblegum pinks in another, and midnight blue with float tanks that pipe in soothing elevator music for the dreamiest spot of them all. CLOUD 9 helps you turn off your brain without the nasty hangovers or cardiac complications of drugs and alcohol: the therapists, dressed in their Toxic-era-Britney flight attendant best, hand out creamy, cozy teas and oversized headphone sets to clients. Maybe you just need to listen to some positive affirmations, or maybe you want to forget the worst of your worries for a while. There are no windows in the lounge, but the ambience feels like you’re up in the clouds.
ROOM LOCATION: Upper floors, when it’s not raining or snowing.
ANY NOTES: Clients can attend solo, or one can bring along a pet project to practice the art of hypnotherapy themselves. While you can’t take any drinks or equipment out of the lounge, the therapists are happy to work with you to achieve your personality-adjustmentβ€”sorry, relaxationβ€”goals.

Anyone receiving a hypnotherapy treatment will experience the following side effects for a baseline of 1 hour (effects stack, with repeated treatment): full body relaxation, euphoria, increased suggestibility, potential increased libido, short term memory loss. More serious side effects possible, especially with repeated / frequent treatment, but you’ll have to harangue one of the therapists to break out the fine print.
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danger room

[personal profile] telepath 2025-04-13 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
The Danger Room
ROOM DETAILS:
Entering through the doors, the main room looks a little like a computer lab. Though thankfully, for the technologically challenged, the controls can be voice activated, giving people the opportunity to air their demands aloud. The room is surrounded by glass walls, giving occupants an unrestricted view of the dark void below. At the center of the room is a lift, large enough to fit a dozen people, and the only way to head down to the training grounds.

When the lift doors reopen, they'll find themselves in the middle of a large, circular room. One that's as big as needed for whatever plans were shared. (Don't ask how it changes size.) Once inside, the walls begin to shift and change, structures and obstacles forming as an all too solid simulation of their selected training environment.

...that include enemies appearing from the walls, slipping in to reality, and ready for battle. Capable of changing size and shape, they can adjust themselves to suit whatever simulation is in play. But given that they're also all too capable of adapting on the fly, make sure you have the danger level set correctly. Once they start coming for you, they're not going to stop. And those powers and skills you rely on? Those enemies may very well end up impervious to them, by the end.

Probably best make sure you set some safe words before you start.

ROOM LOCATION: A basement level room that looks an awful lot like a bunker entrance.

ANY NOTES: Waivers are provided upon entry to the room. Ignore the smallprint and just sign them, please.
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[personal profile] powerhungry 2025-05-15 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)




THE HEX CLUB
OWNER: silco (though jinx also has the keys).
ROOM DETAILS:
a plush cross between a host club and a brothel, dressed up as a lounge; meant to function as a more chill alternative to the otherworld for those looking for a more relaxed experience (or those not yet ready to jump into the deep end) but still desirous of a little spice.

patrons are welcome to visit the hex club just for drinks and a place to hang out, or to spend time with any of the hosts β€” whether it's just to have someone to talk to, to fulfill an unrequited crush, or to be talked through a new kink. whatever you're looking for, the hex club can accommodate. (that said, none of the hosts' time comes for free, and bad behavior won't be tolerated.)
ROOM LOCATION: on the first floor, one wrong turn away from the stairs down to the otherworld.
ANY NOTES: staff directory and general info here.


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