𝐈'𝐕𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 ▣ the library

[saltburnmods]

THE LIBRARY

The Library is OPEN
The Library is an entity with a seemingly endless reach where knowledge and collection are concerned. It's a great tool to get what you want in theory, when it feels like being useful. Oftentimes it doesn't, or will demand something else in return. If too many requests come in, the Library will close for awhile, so we can play catch up.

Additionally, mods respond to the Library requests TWICE A MONTH. Keeping that in mind, Library requests should not be time sensitive, or important for plot motion.

UPDATE 11/16: for ease's sake we've enforced these rules to keep the Library more streamlined:

1. No weapons
2. No pets
3. No vehicles
4. There is no need to request books (unless they're specialty titles from a character's world, or you want a reaction from the Library). Whatever title or topic they're looking for, the Library seems to draw them to the right shelf.

To start, have your character fill out this request card at the Library's pneumatic tube:


<div style="width:40%;padding:20px 20px; border:5px dotted #f3ab51;"><span style="font-size:12px; font-family:baskerville; text-transform:uppercase;"><b>YOUR NAME:</span></b> <span style="font-size:12px; font-family:baskerville; text-transform:uppercase;"><b>LINK TO SUBMISSION COMMENT:</b></span> only applicable for people cashing in a reward, otherwise delete this line <span style="font-size:12px; font-family:baskerville; text-transform:uppercase;"><b>YOUR REQUEST:</span></b> </div>

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YOUR NAME: Daniel Molloy
YOUR REQUEST:
[ Daniel intends to experiment with requests for a few days so this might be a bit of a back and forth, I'll keep it to one thread! ]

A DVD of that Call Me By Your Name movie. Directed by Luca someone-or-other. As a gift for a friend.

If you're trapped in there, send me a book as well. Anything will do.

[saltburnmods]

[ In the returning tube comes two items — one (technically vintage) Polaroid camera and one sizable bag of fresh disposable cameras, with clear instructions to get them developed at the local Boots. ]

[saltburnmods]

[ What do you think we hire gardeners for, silly! ]

[saltburnmods]

[ Not a record player, but a very small iPod nano comes back to Tim, accompanied by a pair of Prada headphones. The Library has already gone through the trouble of downloading some albums for him, including Abbey Road by The Beatles, Rumours by Fleetwood Mac, Secret Dreams and Forbidden Fire by Bonnie Tyler, Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We? by The Cranberries, and (What's The Story) Morning Glory? by Oasis. ]

[saltburnmods]

[ But, the Library does send him a copy of the book Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince with ease. ]

[holyposition]

YOUR NAME: Tim Laughlin
YOUR REQUEST: Thank you for the ipod! This is a very impressive device, and your selections were very educational. I enjoyed most of them much more than I expected to. I don’t want to be greedy, but I have some follow-up requests, if I may.

- A speaker I can plug it into, for the sake of sharing with others

- Is it possible to add more to it, or trade things out? I did not especially care for the group ‘Oasis’. I did find it interesting to give it a listen for the sake of education, but I don’t see myself returning to it for pleasure.

- Regarding Bonnie Tyler (who I very much enjoyed, I wasn’t so sure about all that heavy guitar at first, but it suits the dark-romantic subject matter of her lyrics and she’s an incredible vocalist) - one of the songs is labeled ‘Holding Out For a Hero – From “Footloose”’. What is ”Footloose”? 

[money]

YOUR NAME: Nami 🧡
YOUR REQUEST: Cocaine, if you know it. It's been recommended to me.

cw: explicit drug use

[saltburnmods]

[ In the returning tube is an inconspicuous necklace to keep Nami's illicit habits classy. Uncapping it will come with a little treat, all so Nami can see God and fashionably honor him all at the same time. ♥ Plastic baggies would be so gauche and proletariat. ]

[bigsmile]

YOUR NAME: Monkey D. Luffy
YOUR REQUEST: A den den mushi.

(After talking with Koby, Luffy wants to test the library. He really should specify whose transponder snail though...)

[saltburnmods]

[ The den den mushi makes it through the tube alive, but has suffered some irreversible trauma during the trip — it is no longer capable of making or receiving calls, and will only utter this mysterious phrase over and over (and over and over and over and over): omelette du fromage. (Good thing you have an iPhone for communication.) It does, however, have a healthy appetite for lettuce, so have fun with your mostly sweet new pet. A word of warning: if you feed it after midnight, it will attack you in your sleep. ]

[unapparent]

YOUR NAME: Queen Alicent Hightower
YOUR REQUEST: My late husband’s collection of Valyrian history books. It would provide me a great deal of comfort to have them with me.

[theminotaur]

YOUR NAME: Abigail Hobbs
YOUR REQUEST: A trophy with Matt's name on it that says: #1 Nuisance

[maxxxacre]

YOUR NAME: Maxine Minx
YOUR REQUEST: Cocaine. Decent amount, if ya can. And some decent cowboy boots.

( Maxine feels a little weird leaving the note in the Library. she was hoping for a person to talk to a little more... specifically about her request. but ultimately settles for leaving the note. )

Uh, thank you. ( she calls out to the Library, looking around as she starts to sidle off in case she spots someone to physically thank.

as she leaves, she tucks are hands into her arms tightly around her body. she feels on edge and hopes the Library will help. she hasn't gone this long without a supply in years. )

[redforce]

YOUR NAME: Shanks
YOUR REQUEST: A photo of Buggy the Clown. A recent one, if possible.

[peasant]

YOUR NAME: Alina Starkov
YOUR REQUEST: Art supplies for painting and figure drawing, if you can spare them.

[saltburnmods]

[ Instead of that, the Library opts to give Alicent The Art of Seduction, which it thinks she will get a lot more use out of. Alongside that, there is a pack of menthol cigarettes and a liter of margarita mixer — add tequila and enjoy (and forget about that old weird guy)! ]

[saltburnmods]

[ There is a returning trophy (nsfw), with the etching Abigail requested — MATT JAMISON #1 NUISANCE. ]

cw: drug use

[saltburnmods]

[ The returning package to Maxine is perhaps a bit more giant than she was expecting — in the same vein as a child's architectural school project, there is a diorama of the Taj Mahal completely constructed out of packed cocaine, which can be picked off and snorted. In addition, if she makes her way through the roof of the mausoleum, she will find a signet ring with the Balfour family crest on it. The ring has a hinged top, and when opened — surprise! More cocaine. However, this particular supply never seems to dry up, as if fueled by some magical means.

And, of course. The lady's cowboy boots. ]

[saltburnmods]

[ A long body pillow comes in the returning tube, for Shanks' enjoyment. Along with that, there is also a laminated copy of Buggy's wanted poster (for easy clean up), a pack of tissues, and Jergens Almond Cherry lotion. Enjoy your night, Red-Haired Shanks! ]

[saltburnmods]

[ Alina's returning package comes with the following:

1. A kind of shitty art supply pack.
2. A less shitty pack of colored pencils
3. Several unopened packages of charcoal pencils, mechanical pencils, rubber erasers, and ink pens.
4. A book to help her on her art journey.
5. A poseable art figure that unfortunately never seems to stay in the position she puts it in, although she can never quite catch it in motion.
6. An open invitation to (1) nude model posing in the form of coupons to present to people who have definitely agreed to take part. The names on each individual card are: KOBY, JOHN, NATASHA, PARISA, and CHARLES.
7. Lastly, a nsfw coloring book.

Along with those supplies, the Library also sends her an oversized smock in an effort to suggest Alina try and keep the mediums off her clothes. ]

[imperatour]

YOUR NAME: Furiosa
YOUR REQUEST: A motorcycle

[rakta]

YOUR NAME: Lauralae
YOUR REQUEST: A notebook and charcoal, specifically designed to draw and make notes on herbs and so on. The second request is much quieter, as if embarrassed: something for comfort (like a stuffed toy) after nightmares.

[metalkinetic]

YOUR NAME: Erik Lehnsherr
YOUR REQUEST: His helmet, just to fuck with Parisa.

[homosexuals]

YOUR NAME: Hawkins Fuller
YOUR REQUEST: I'm not sure how else to ask this - but I need to be as discreet as possible to handle a very...delicate situation.

Can you get me as much lore as you can on...werewolves? Preferably disguised as modern history books that no one else will want to pick up and get nosy with.

I also need six chains of solid silver, at least six feet each.

...And a calendar with the upcoming phases of the moon.

Thanks.

[urgings]

YOUR NAME: Elodie
YOUR REQUEST: My knife from home

( this is fucking bullshit that she has to fucking beg for her fucking knife that she just got back off her fucking bitch of a sister.

she knows she's barely arrived, but she would really appreciate her knife back. she isnt even asking for all her weapons. just this one knife.

she sets the note down and calls out to the Library. ) Would it help if I said pretty please? ( her voice drips with over saccharine tones. it almost sounds like an earnest plea... that might be said by a snake. )